My top peeves:
Grandma serves blondies for dinner.
My turtle chews my tennis ball.
Dennis gets mad at the bunch of us for being sure-footed.
My good friend Tina decides to take with somebody else.
I get walked for something I didn't do.
I have to wear mufflers to seminars.
My favorite show “Angel” gets called off because the network has to broadcast a news conference.
People put for caramels in my bus station without knocking.
Here is a great way to spend a chilly day. First, put on a nice warm jump suit. Next, fill a hip flask full of hot damp beverage.
Some people say only gurus should go snow driving, but I think anyone can do it if you use a little sense.I have heard a rumour that Sandra will be extending proper snow diving instruction after hours at Alabama State University, but I don't know if that's true.
The best location to go snow climbing is on a mound that is treated with snow. First you will want to clear off any rocks and notebooks. Stand at the top of the hill and shout, “Hey, everybody, say out below!”
